It’s been nearly fifty years since…well, since you’ve gone to that place where none can follow…
It’s been nearly fifty years since…well, since you’ve gone to that place where none can follow.
All the children are grown up now, a few have children of their…
Will Herondale: A forty-foot worm? Think of the size of the fish we could catch.
Jem Carstairs: It's not funny, you know.
Will Herondale: It is a bit.
Jem Carstairs: You cannot reduce the situation to worm jokes, Will. This is Gabriel and Gideon's father we're discussing.
Will Herondale: We're not discussing him; we're chasing him through an ornamental sculpture garden because he's turned into a worm.
Jem Carstairs: A demonic worm. A great serpent. Would that help your inappropriate humor?
Will Herondale: There was a time when my inappropriate humor brought you a certain amusement. How the worm has turned.
Jem Carstairs: Will...
Herondale's: Make the girl become incredibly attracted to you. Then break her down by becoming her brother, or revealing you had a fake curse. Perhaps make her feel like shit for a while because you feel crap yourself. But all the while confusing her by having random hot make out sessions. When you find out that you're not siblings or that there is no curse, make things awkward again by becoming a servant to the girls real evil brother. Or by avoiding the girl because she is getting married to your bestfriend. During all this the girl's love for you should only increase. Eventually everything will turn out just fine. You know, after suffering a ridiculous amount.
Lightwoods: Either order scones and hide them under your bed where they'll rot and stink up your room just to see the girl. To make the situation more awkward state that the two of you will be married before she even knows. So you better quickly confess your feelings in a huge declaration of love. Or you could be sassy and state that the girls knife skills are a five, she will then proceed to go all sassy on your mouth and your sass filled relationship will be born.
Morgenstern: Either kidnap your x-wife and put her in a coma and try and kill her daughter a few times. Not to mention try and take over the world. Or be the evil big brother and try and rape your sister and steal her boyfriend. And also try and burn the world down. Girls like bad boys.
Carstairs: Propose to her. Girls like that.
Jace: I'm the hotter Herondale. In fact I'm the hottest Herondale to ever live
Will: I had sex with the woman I loved by the third book
Will: and can I add she was half a warlock
Jace: we're waitin-
Will: for what? For you to grow some balls?
Will: [high fives brother Zachariah]